Ear Spider

I woke up on Sunday, showered, did my routine: Deodorant, Face Cream, Q-Tip, and there were two little black dashes on my swab...hmmm...weird...so I grabbed another, an itty bitty body with 1 leg...then 1 more...a few more dashes.

Now, I would love to pretend it was just dirt, but i'm pretty sure it was a spider, and that it was gross.

Dear Spiders,

Please stop sleeping in my ear. You will die if you sleep in my ear. Instead choose the corner between my shower and sink and I will name you and leave you alone.

Love,

Me