Weird Stuff in My House

I live here.

What do my pets have in common?

This is my squirrel...I haven't seen him for a while so he might be dead. If that is the case R.I.P. Nibbles

This is my Cat, she looks like a Da Vinci painting here but she is evil...sometimes.

Both of them pee outside, eat cat food, and have fleas. Happy Sunday.