Friday, May 22, 2009

Rabid Hippos

This creature is not to be trusted.

Who Needs Air Conditioning?

My old hang out. Sometimes I'd check expiration on soup...sometimes I'd have a snack. Doesn't the past always seem so simple?


I Eat Rocks for Breakfast



I live here...but only visit it about 5 times a year. One day I will live in the middle of a country and complain about never seeing the ocean...and i'll think back to my past 3 years here and be like "really? you're really going to complain?" but i'll still whine about it because that's what us humans do.

Lunch Break



I can't wait for August.



July is going to be pretty amazingly awesome to.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My Empire


I take the stairs at work for several reasons.
1) No one else is on the stairs and in a busy office, regardless of how much you love your job (which i'm fortunate to say is a lot in my case) sometimes you just want to be alone for a few...so you either have the toilet or the stairs...and the latter is more hygenic.

2) I am OCD about little things...one of those things is the people who take the elevator to go just one floor...really? We're all going to stop on floor 1 so that you don't have to walk down 10 stairs to the lobby? Are you using invisible crutches? You're young, fit, and appear to be uninjured, take the stairs...drives me nuts. I need to get over it.

3) Exercise gets the brain blood pumping...and around 2 pm...my brain needs to be pumped. Jello pudding snacks also do the trick.

4) There is this AWESOME echo in the stairwell and I like to whistle random french songs, showtunes, or Opera

The Journey to AZ is a Pain in the Tortilla Chip



On the way to Arizona to visit Nicole...I got a flat tire...so we took the Truck house, and I enjoyed the 7 hour ride upside down...in a sleeping bag...eating tortilla chips.
Who says my life isn't 100% glam?

"What Does A Dog's 3rd Birthday Party Look Like" you ask?


I made cupcakes


Oscar Loves Dog Cake



This is Yankee, he's half bulldog, half down syndrome pirhana

Let's get the butt sniffing out of the way


Marcello (say it like you're Italian)


Oscar is gay and proud, and since it's his birthday, he'll make out with whoever he wants...aka Chester


This little guy was too sophisticated for the ground


Bella enjoys water from the cooler/suitcase