Friday, May 22, 2009
I Eat Rocks for Breakfast
I live here...but only visit it about 5 times a year. One day I will live in the middle of a country and complain about never seeing the ocean...and i'll think back to my past 3 years here and be like "really? you're really going to complain?" but i'll still whine about it because that's what us humans do.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
My Empire

I take the stairs at work for several reasons.
1) No one else is on the stairs and in a busy office, regardless of how much you love your job (which i'm fortunate to say is a lot in my case) sometimes you just want to be alone for a few...so you either have the toilet or the stairs...and the latter is more hygenic.
2) I am OCD about little things...one of those things is the people who take the elevator to go just one floor...really? We're all going to stop on floor 1 so that you don't have to walk down 10 stairs to the lobby? Are you using invisible crutches? You're young, fit, and appear to be uninjured, take the stairs...drives me nuts. I need to get over it.
3) Exercise gets the brain blood pumping...and around 2 pm...my brain needs to be pumped. Jello pudding snacks also do the trick.
4) There is this AWESOME echo in the stairwell and I like to whistle random french songs, showtunes, or Opera
1) No one else is on the stairs and in a busy office, regardless of how much you love your job (which i'm fortunate to say is a lot in my case) sometimes you just want to be alone for a few...so you either have the toilet or the stairs...and the latter is more hygenic.
2) I am OCD about little things...one of those things is the people who take the elevator to go just one floor...really? We're all going to stop on floor 1 so that you don't have to walk down 10 stairs to the lobby? Are you using invisible crutches? You're young, fit, and appear to be uninjured, take the stairs...drives me nuts. I need to get over it.
3) Exercise gets the brain blood pumping...and around 2 pm...my brain needs to be pumped. Jello pudding snacks also do the trick.
4) There is this AWESOME echo in the stairwell and I like to whistle random french songs, showtunes, or Opera
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