Sweet Tooth

I ate cupcakes for dinner on Wednesday night. I was sitting at work thinking "Wow, i'm such a big girl, I got 4 wisdom teeth out, handled it like a champ, worked the next day, went to 2 parties; I deserve cupcakes!"...because that's what I do when I make myself relax, I get cocky and think that I should reward myself for doing simple things that people do every day. So I went to Vanilla Bake Shop, got 1 Spicy Carrot cupcake, 1 Chocolate raspberry cupcake, 1 mini Passionfruit, and 1 mini fudgy brownie (plus 1 for my coworker)...brought them home, cut them in half, and shared with Roomie, because what fun is being a glutton if you can't share it?

They were good. Real good. Spaghetti is also good. But Wednesday night was cupcake night.

Random Happenings

I woke up this morning to my cat heaving on the carpet. She puked twice. Maybe she's sick, or maybe it's because she's a fat cow who eats everything...who knows. I covered it with a paper towel and left it as a "good morning roomie, I love you but cannot handle vomit before 10 am...actually, ever...I can never handle vomit..and she's more your cat than mine" gift. Or maybe Ilene will clean it up, in which case it's a "thanks for taking my parking spot so that I had to park down the street instead of in the driveway of the house I pay rent at" gift.

Mini the Poo

Birthday Dinner

Weird Stuff in My House

I live here.

What do my pets have in common?

This is my squirrel...I haven't seen him for a while so he might be dead. If that is the case R.I.P. Nibbles

This is my Cat, she looks like a Da Vinci painting here but she is evil...sometimes.

Both of them pee outside, eat cat food, and have fleas. Happy Sunday.

Rabid Hippos

This creature is not to be trusted.

Who Needs Air Conditioning?

My old hang out. Sometimes I'd check expiration on soup...sometimes I'd have a snack. Doesn't the past always seem so simple?

I Eat Rocks for Breakfast

I live here...but only visit it about 5 times a year. One day I will live in the middle of a country and complain about never seeing the ocean...and i'll think back to my past 3 years here and be like "really? you're really going to complain?" but i'll still whine about it because that's what us humans do.

Lunch Break

I can't wait for August.



July is going to be pretty amazingly awesome to.

My Empire

I take the stairs at work for several reasons.
1) No one else is on the stairs and in a busy office, regardless of how much you love your job (which i'm fortunate to say is a lot in my case) sometimes you just want to be alone for a few...so you either have the toilet or the stairs...and the latter is more hygenic.

2) I am OCD about little things...one of those things is the people who take the elevator to go just one floor...really? We're all going to stop on floor 1 so that you don't have to walk down 10 stairs to the lobby? Are you using invisible crutches? You're young, fit, and appear to be uninjured, take the stairs...drives me nuts. I need to get over it.

3) Exercise gets the brain blood pumping...and around 2 pm...my brain needs to be pumped. Jello pudding snacks also do the trick.

4) There is this AWESOME echo in the stairwell and I like to whistle random french songs, showtunes, or Opera

The Journey to AZ is a Pain in the Tortilla Chip

On the way to Arizona to visit Nicole...I got a flat tire...so we took the Truck house, and I enjoyed the 7 hour ride upside down...in a sleeping bag...eating tortilla chips.
Who says my life isn't 100% glam?

"What Does A Dog's 3rd Birthday Party Look Like" you ask?

I made cupcakes Oscar Loves Dog Cake This is Yankee, he's half bulldog, half down syndrome pirhana Let's get the butt sniffing out of the way Marcello (say it like you're Italian) Oscar is gay and proud, and since it's his birthday, he'll make out with whoever he wants...aka Chester This little guy was too sophisticated for the ground Bella enjoys water from the cooler/suitcase

Dirty Hippies

My boyfriend, myself, and his two friends were up in Northern California and decided to go to some hot spring...the top is what I was expecting...nature, clean water, private space...free

Instead what we found was the below picture, only naked, old, in a heart shaped hot tub, and it cost $25. I wasn't mature enough, I stared, I sat in dirty bath water. Traumatic.

Luckily I can laugh about it now...but it was not an "in the moment" to be appreciated.

New Years Resolution- Enjoy the Moment

I couldn't really think of a good resolution until a few days ago when my Uncle sat down and told me his. He said "This year i'm going to work on appreciating the moment, while it's happening, instead of worrying about the future so much". I thought it was amazing, so I will do the same. Instead of being so anxious to get to the next step, this year I will enjoy the process, appreciate it for all it's worth. Enjoy my youth, my health, my energy and the people around me that enjoy theirs as well.

Happy New Year