Something I learned this weekend

No one cares that you're driving on a donut after having a nail in your tire...even though you're still going the speed limit and in the slow lane. They will still ride on your bumper, flip you off, and flash their brights. I love you too a-hole in the BMW, and will return the favor if I ever see you in distress.

Ear Spider

I woke up on Sunday, showered, did my routine: Deodorant, Face Cream, Q-Tip, and there were two little black dashes on my swab...hmmm...weird...so I grabbed another, an itty bitty body with 1 leg...then 1 more...a few more dashes.

Now, I would love to pretend it was just dirt, but i'm pretty sure it was a spider, and that it was gross.

Dear Spiders,

Please stop sleeping in my ear. You will die if you sleep in my ear. Instead choose the corner between my shower and sink and I will name you and leave you alone.

Love,

Me