My lips would fall off if it wasn't for this miracle goop. Seriously, does anyone else find that all brands of chapstick/lip balms, etc just evaporate off their lips no matter how many layers are caked on? It's madness I tell you, madness!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Saturday Night I...
saw Camp Freddy play with :
Dave Navarro, Steve Jones (Sex Pistols), Slash (Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver), Billy Morrison (The Cult), Cypress Hill, Steve Stevens (Billy Idol), Macy Gray, Darling Stilettos, Mark McGrath, Billy Duffy (The Cult), Matt Sorum(Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver), Donovan Leitch, Chris Chaney (Jane's Addiction), Xzibit...and Ozzy Osbourne!
Wow.
What did you do?
Dave Navarro, Steve Jones (Sex Pistols), Slash (Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver), Billy Morrison (The Cult), Cypress Hill, Steve Stevens (Billy Idol), Macy Gray, Darling Stilettos, Mark McGrath, Billy Duffy (The Cult), Matt Sorum(Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver), Donovan Leitch, Chris Chaney (Jane's Addiction), Xzibit...and Ozzy Osbourne!
Wow.
What did you do?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Hey Man Slow Down
Nothing on this planet calms me the way OK Computer does. Thank You Radiohead for saving shreds of my sanity.
Today
The air in the office smells like the Holidays. I'm not sure what that means...could be something toxic flowing through the central air.
He Knew He Would Be Bored
So he brought knitting to his child's graduation. Congratulations Father of the Year.
RIP Hairdryer
I killed it. He died peacefully and left me with half dried hair and the smell of burning.
**Update, it rose from the dead! it's a miracle**
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
In the Life of....
An omnivore (me) dating a vegan (him). My main tip: always have a bag of cheese on hand. Cheese...Mmmmm.
Things That Bug Me
When did people stop using turn signals? As far as I know they're still a feature on EVERY car and yet people decide to squeeze into the 2 inch space between me and the car in front of me without letting me know they're going to do it. A-holes. My only defense is a tacky middle finger, obnoxious horn honk, or an evil look and shake of the head (which I find most effective)
Just 1 of 8000 reasons for my road rage (possible insanity is #2)
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Question
Why are Jello Pudding Cups so delicious but Jello Instant Pudding tastes like balloons? What am I doing wrong when I make it myself?
Things I Stumbled Upon
I found this gorgeous specimen while apple picking. We packed her up and took her home. She now lives in our bathtub and feasts on soap.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Wisdom For Today
Don't eat the black peanuts. They're either burnt or not peanuts. Either way, you'll be glad you listened to my advice.
How To Decorate A Cake
When you have a family with 3 extremely gifted daughters...this is what happens
If You Have Some Braincells to Kill
Degrassi, the next generation is always there for you. Seriously, the marathon was on this weekend. The plots are outrageous, the acting is horrible, I'm way to old to be watching high school dramas, and yet there we sat, while JT was stabbed and killed at a highschool party after deciding to get back with his once knocked up ex (oatmeal) and leave the current gal (meatball sub)? I need a pet.
Travel Tips
When craving sugar, never underestimate the deliciousness of car floor candy. I went home to Boston for the weekend to celebrate my Dad's 50th and voila! This tasty little morsel was waiting for me. Ick, gross.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Things To Remember At The Zoo
Don't hover your palm over the turtle. They break out in a rash and get irritable.
Word to the Wise
Don't feed the angry beast any popcorn, it upsets them. They're cool with Twizzlers though.
Money Saving Tips
When there's a birthday and you have $3...buy a 2 week old goose stamp cake for $2.50 and call it art.
Things I Learned in College
20 year old men still sleep with stuffed animals. I'd like to introduce you to Poopdick.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Things that make me a dork
I love Harry Potter...and Robots...if they could make a Harry Potter Robot I would probably offer up my first born.
Things that bug me
Horse Gums...smile smaller maybe? No, no, be yourself, I'll just look away and do a little dry heave, but seriously, how does that happen?
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